I press harder on a remote control even though I know the reason it's being a pain in the ass is because the batteries are low...
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when the reason in the first place is that there wasn't enough money in the account?
People believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but feel the need to check when you say the paint is wet...
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will appear?
Have you ever run over a string a dozen times with your vacuum cleaner, then reached down, picked it up, examined it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Truth is...its not alright that hurt, you stupid idiot watch where your going!
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to as well?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
After you've worn your socks once chances are you'll never find them paired up again...
How do you decide which arm rest is yours in a movie theartre?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why are dogs noses always wet?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
What is another word for "thesaurus"?
